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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 04:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Is something wrong with my discharge? So, when I masturbate, white discharge comes from my vagina, but it's not stretchy, it's pasty. It doesn't smell and I'm not itchy, so I'm sure it's not a yeast infection. Why is it pasty though?

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Still no good.

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They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

How do you view men and women who cheat?

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do people of NYC drive around Central Park all the time? Is there any subway tunnel to cross the park quickly? Is it annoying for people and does it cause traffic?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do women change that much more with age?

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Why do men like low maintenance women?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Thinking from a spiritual perspective, can we say that the journey in recovering from narcissistic abuse a battle of spiritual warfare? Any thoughts on this?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

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