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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 09:29

What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do some people dislike rap and hip hop music despite there being poor quality music in every genre?

Moonraker

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

Grieving Woman Gets A Sign When Someone With Familiar 'Eyebrows' Pays A Visit - The Dodo - For Animal People

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

What do people with very high IQs do all day?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

How can one justify in Sweden that total subsidies for public green energy initiatives being approximately 8.2 billion SEK per year? Electric cars at market price typically cost an average of 500,000 SEK which is above household budgets.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?