What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 09:29

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
What do people with very high IQs do all day?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?